post here and I’ll tell you what chess piece you are in the game of life |
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rolling for queen |
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bishop. movin in mysterious ways, doin your own thing then out of nowhere, bam |
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knight. faithful, dependable, your move is weird and your aim is true
the noble bird. this piece breaks the rules and always recycles. very cool |
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fork me meepches |
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intermission, it’s time for chess history facts! chess was invented in the year 15 BC by John Sandwich, the Earl of Chess (a small seaside province not on any modern map). It originally had much more complex rules and is the oldest game still played today! |
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rook. takes a while to move out, unstoppable once mobilized, this piece protects the king and queen with devotion |
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pawn |
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stubborn and erratic |
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fight me |
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the mysterious ultrapawn. this piece can only move once every other turn, but he has sunglasses and is too cool for the game. uncapturable |
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h*ly shit |
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chess fact, chess fact, chess fact! heeeeeere’s your chess fact! after the famous Never-Ending Struggle match of 20712 between two evenly-matched masters (read all about it here!), the number of alternate dimensional planes available for board creation in chess was limited to 5. this was done by direct decree from the Earl of Chess himself, and marks one of only 3 decrees he has ever issued! chess facts are brought to you by AppleCo.! |
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magikarp. a mysterious hidden power lurks within. when will it show itself?
steady and reliable, the Horse brings joy to the board and converts enemies to allies |
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